Milk
Serves 1
Ingredient:
Milk
Needed:
Glass/Cup
Steps to Prep:
Get a clean glass. Open the container of milk and give it a good sniff. If the smell gags you, dump it down the toilet, lumps and all. Once you’ve secured a non-expired carton of milk, open the container. Pour into the glass until it is approximately 7/8 full. Drink. This process works with whole, 4%, 2%, 1/2%, skim, almond, coconut, oat, or goat milk.
Pro-Tip:
During isolated quarantine, feel free to drink straight from the carton, and if it spills, we promise there is no need to cry.
Warning:
When you are released from isolation back into the real world, after drinking milk use mouthwash, gum, or a breath mint prior to human interaction, otherwise your breath will stink like a walrus burp.