Beer
Serves 1
Ingredient:
Beer
Needed:
Glass, Red Solo, or a Koozie
Bottle Opener - Maybe
Steps to Prep:
Venture from the couch to the kitchen, or garage, wherever you keep your beer fridge or kegerator and select a bottle, can, or draught. Do not open the bottle or can with your teeth, use a bottle opener, twist-off, or pull the tab with your thumb and forefinger. You can pour the beer into your glass/solo or grab your koozie and put it on the bottle/can to keep it cool. If you are serving from your kegerator, you’ll need to pull the lever down to fill your glass/solo/stein. Return to the couch, prop your feet up, turn on whatever re-run of a sports game is on now, and enjoy. If you are chugging, don’t burp in anyone’s face.
Pro-Tip:
If you live in a state that gives refunds, save the cans/bottles and take them to the market to get refunds and save this money for college.* Speaking of college, ONLY in college should** you use the “bong” method to guzzle beer. College students know that that means.***
*I’m not sure if my Grandmother is intentionally promoting underage drinking or just doesn’t realize the drinking age is 21.
**I don’t think anyone SHOULD do this, but I’m not about to argue with my Grandmother over bongs
***And also my Grandmother.
Warning:
No warnings here, beer is totally safe and no one has ever done anything stupid or dangerous after consuming too much, right Jeff?