Cotton Candy

Serves 1*

*No, seriously parents, you cannot get your children cotton candy to “share” this ALWAYS ends poorly.

Ingredient:

  • Cotton Candy

Needed:

  1. Napkin

  2. Sink

  3. Soap

  4. Good luck and a food truck

Steps to Prep:

Find somewhere to buy cotton candy, we recognize in this time of Corona you can’t go to the fair or a ballgame, but this is why we advised you get some good luck and find a food truck. So, once you’ve secured your treat, hold from the paper cone at the bottom. If you try to lick this like ice cream or bite into it, you will not have much luck, but you WILL get a sticky face. You must pull chunks off with your fingers and put them in your mouth to melt. You will still get a sticky face. Ignore the napkin, it’s futile. Go to the sink and wash with soap and water. Actually, just go take a shower. You probably need one anyhow.

Cotton Candy

Pro-Tip:

Use the energy you get from the sugar high to clean your quarantine crib before crashing into a sugar-induced coma for the next three hours.

Warning:

Your appetite will not be satisfied with this deceiving pile of air and sugar. Go get some real food.

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