Peanuts
Serves 1
Ingredient:
Peanuts
Needed:
Serving Dish
Steps to Prep:
Secure a container of pre-shelled peanuts. Get out your preferred serving bowl or dish. Pour peanuts into dish. Eat with bare fingers. Permission to lick fingers while in quarantine, and also probably while in public. We don’t remember anymore what is socially appropriate, but you should be fine.
Pro-Tip:
If you are a more advanced chef, and prefer to start with peanuts still in the shell, you will need an additional bowl or bag to dispose of the shells prior to eating the peanuts. This is a much messier process, and only recommended for intermediate or above level readers.
Warning:
Do not eat peanuts from common bowls at bars when bars reopen. This was gross before, but now is potentially lethal. Also, if you are allergic to peanuts, do not eat peanuts. If someone around you is allergic, make them leave prior to beginning your feast. Be careful not to eat too many in one sitting, or you’ll require our prune recipe.