Potato Chips

Serves 1

Ingredient:

• Potato Chips

Needed:

1. Bowl

2. Chip Clip

3. Napkin

Steps to Prep:

Place bowl on the counter. Open desired bag of chips. Pour chips into bowl completely ignoring the recommended serving size, and fill to top. Fold over the top of the bag, secure with chip clip, and return bag to pantry. Eat the chips one at a time to prevent choking hazards. No, do not wipe your greasy hands on the sofa, that’s why we had you get a napkin!

Pro-Tip:

Open bag, eat directly from bag. The calories don’t count if you eat them alone in quarantine.

Warning:

Do not try this in the library, theater, or church - especially not at funerals.