Banana
Serves 1
Ingredient:
Banana
Needed:
Trash Receptacle
Steps to Prep:
Break off, from a bunch of bananas, a single banana. Pull back the top stem to begin the peeling. We know monkeys open the banana from the other end, we don’t care. Pull to halfway down the banana. Then pull the remaining portions of the peel to the same halfway point. Now you are holding a cute banana bouquet while you eat. Take a bite or two, until you reach the peel. Remove the remainder of the peel and hold the rest of the banana with your fingers until you’ve finished the entire fruit. You may lick your fingers. Discard peel into a trash receptacle.
Pro-Tip:
Take the banana straight off the bunch and throw it right in the trash to skip having to eat a banana.
Warning:
Do not throw the peel on the floor, sidewalk, or steps. It may be effective at foiling your enemies in Mario Kart, but it leads to lawsuits in the real world.