Cherries
Serves 1
Ingredient:
Cherries
Needed:
Serving Bowl
Small Bowl
Strainer
Steps to Prep:
There are a variety of cherry options to choose from. There are sweet cherries, tart cherries, yellow cherries, Royal cherries, Bing cherries, and I’d keep listing them but I’m tired from a busy day of watching Netflix. Bing cherries are the best, that’s not my opinion, that’s a fact, because in this “book” our opinions are facts. Wash the cherries in your strainer and then dump them in your serving bowl. As you eat a cherry, you will need to bite carefully around the pit. Do not eat the pit or the stem, discard these into the small bowl we had you get out.
Pro-Tip:
Save the cherry pits and plant them around the perimeter of your yard and in 8 years, badda-boom badda-bing, you’ve got yourself some fruit producing cherry trees, and a wall to keep the neighbors out of your yard.
Warning:
Do not bite the pit. This will chip your tooth, loosen your filling, and lead to a large dental bill, and you already spent your stimulus check on the cherries, so don’t bite the pits!